Saturday, July 26, 2014

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

Friday, July 25, 2014
psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife)

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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Ok well you can pick me up when I have my gallbladder out.

Ok well you can pick me up when I have my gallbladder out.

SHUT UP STOMACH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Shaddup Drewxor you’re lucky to have me. 

Besides you know Brendan gets the brunt if it. If you really want to know what Brendan goes through you can be the one picking me up from the hospital next week. Just think. I’ll be all doped up, famished after not eating for like 48 hours and all sore from the internal biopsies. 

We will have a blast. :p

Shaddup Drewxor you’re lucky to have me.

Besides you know Brendan gets the brunt if it. If you really want to know what Brendan goes through you can be the one picking me up from the hospital next week. Just think. I’ll be all doped up, famished after not eating for like 48 hours and all sore from the internal biopsies.

We will have a blast. :p

Wednesday, July 23, 2014
I feel sorry for my friends.

I feel sorry for my friends.

I feel sorry for my friends.

I feel sorry for my friends.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

(Source: emmiebar5)

The guy next to me on the train was googling jock itch.

I really didn’t want to know that about you buddy.

I wuv you Kyle

I wuv you Kyle

Overwhelmed

So I’m feeling pretty overwhelmed at the moment. Even though not much stuff is going on. I have a colonoscopy in two weeks and also am going to have gallbladder surgery in the next few months.

At the moment I’m feeling challenged just trying to open a child proof bottle.

I’m going to go play The Last of Us for the sixth time.

vispreeve:

Jared Leto in Saint Tropez, France (July 2014)

Some days the only thing that keeps me going is pictures of cute cats and dogs

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore)