Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Anonymous said: Dint u live in Australia? Why do you use dollars? I thought it was an American thing
I live in new Zealand and we are very primitive. We mostly just use headbutts as a form of currency but every now and again we’ll copy the Americans and use dollars in exhange for goods and services
Men, I would like to give this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue, too. To date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by society. I’ve seen young men suffering from illness, unable to ask for help for fear it will make them less of a man. I’ve seen men fragile and insecure by what constitutes male success. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. We don’t want to talk about men being imprisoned by gender stereotypes but I can see that they are. When they are free, things will change for women as a natural consequence. If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are. We can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom. I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves - Emma Watson for HeForShe UN campaign
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
Josephine Hart (via goldenstories)
I really don’t understand how someone as introverted as me has so many amazing friends. I’m really quite lucky.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
I failed my blood test.
how do you fail a blood test
When the doctor looks at your results and rings you at work and says
"YOU HAVE NO BLOOD IN YOU!"
This actually happened to me btw. My doctor was a bit melodramatic. I totally had blood in me. Just no haemoglobin.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.