Tuesday, September 2, 2014

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

Sunday, August 31, 2014
I know that’s why I didn’t figure out it was a dream

I know that’s why I didn’t figure out it was a dream

Thanks Al. Can I just hug you for hours?

Thanks Al. Can I just hug you for hours?

Complaining

Ok just a quick complaint so I dont annoy IRL friends. 

My Throat hurts

My body hurts

My arms hurts

My legs hurt

Everything hurts to touch

I feel like Ive done three Body Attack classes back to back. 

I have a fever

Im hot

So hot.

AS someone who lost their Mom early on in life I tend not to get all sentimental when it comes to taking care of myself. Im no nonsense and Ive learnt if something needs to be done because there is noone else to do it. And no amount of wishes and dreams will bring back dead mothers so there is no point in thinking it let alone say it. 

But Im feeling really emotional and vulnerable right now. Im scared for the upcoming surgery and this flu/tonsilitis has just come at a really bad time and I think Im kind of delirious.

And more than ever

I want my Mummy.

I want my Mummy to come and make me tea and put a cool compress on my head.

I want her to go tell off my loud housemates. 

I want her to come and clean the messy messy house outside my room. 

But shes not going to, so lets just leave it at that

Bill Hicks

(Source: real-hiphophead)

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Ruh roh

In the past 5 hours my throat has become intolerably sore and my glands have become swollen:(

Drewxor

You were such a jerk last night in my dream. You made me really freak out about my upcoming gallbladder surgery. 

You kept telling me how they were going to cut me up and I would try to be logical and say that I would be under anaesthetic, but you would then tell me how they would cut me open, tear up my gall bladder and just leave it in there and sew me back up. And you kept telling me it was going to really really hurt.

By the end of my dream I just lied down in the grass face first. 

And then I woke up.

Hello I’m here to help you with your make up. As in tell you don’t need any. You are beautiful. We go walkies now.

Hello I’m here to help you with your make up. As in tell you don’t need any. You are beautiful. We go walkies now.

(Source: awwww-cute)

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

Friday, August 29, 2014
bublog:

Kick off your holiday weekend with this classic photo of BUB freezing time.

bublog:

Kick off your holiday weekend with this classic photo of BUB freezing time.

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

crazyguitarcruco:

DOOO WEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

Ok so Im pretty high on Codeine right now

But the family in Bob’s Burgers is just so great. And I love that thier is a character like Tina on the air which shows just how gloriously awkward and wonder puberty is.

Guy at Gloria jeans gave me staff discount

Didn’t flirt or anything just gave me cheap coffee?