The guy next to me on the train was googling jock itch.
I really didn’t want to know that about you buddy.
So I’m feeling pretty overwhelmed at the moment. Even though not much stuff is going on. I have a colonoscopy in two weeks and also am going to have gallbladder surgery in the next few months.
At the moment I’m feeling challenged just trying to open a child proof bottle.
I’m going to go play The Last of Us for the sixth time.
Some days the only thing that keeps me going is pictures of cute cats and dogs
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad