“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
being interrupted mid sentence
SHUT UP STOMACH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
The guy next to me on the train was googling jock itch.
I really didn’t want to know that about you buddy.
So I’m feeling pretty overwhelmed at the moment. Even though not much stuff is going on. I have a colonoscopy in two weeks and also am going to have gallbladder surgery in the next few months.
At the moment I’m feeling challenged just trying to open a child proof bottle.
I’m going to go play The Last of Us for the sixth time.
Some days the only thing that keeps me going is pictures of cute cats and dogs
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory